Nonsensical Celebrity Purchases

If we can’t live the luxury life, we may as well laugh at the crazy things celebrities are spending their money on nowadays. These high-paid hooligans are literally purchasing some of the most insane and unnecessary items (or places) just because they can.

First off, Mike Tyson has a solid gold bathtub. If I had a solid gold anything, I’d be happy. I wonder how often he takes baths in it?

Mariah Carey bought a room in her house dedicated to “candy for her kids.” I don’t know what that means, or what that would look like, but it’s definitely not necessary.

Nicholas Cage and Leonardo di Caprin decided it would be a good idea to go into a “bidding war” over a dinosaur skeleton. I don’t know what they were planning on using it for, but I’m sure with the size of their mansions, it would probably fit.

Ludacris buys out movie theaters to be loud. George Lucas has his own 12-person fire department. Tom Hanks has 250 antique typewriters… these things just get weirder and weirder. And don’t even get me started on Julia Roberts insuring her own smile for $30 million.

I wish that was it, but Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson just dropped $16 million on an apartment, and Oprah decided she needed an $8 million estate in the Pacific Northwest.

Feel poor now? I sure do…

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